My New Best Friend

I think that my Razor is my new bestfriend
It's the only thing that doesn't judge me
It let's me do whatever I want and it doesn't complain
It's always here for me when I need it
I know it will never hold a grudge against me
It will never ever get mad at me because of something I did
It will never argue with me
I know that it will never leave me and
I know it will always love me

Now I thinks it's time for my new bestfriend to meet my leg... Oh wait.. I forgot... It already has...

I think I like my new bestfriend